A variation of the "pigskin purse" (which comes with a strap, this is a: "pigskin clutch," which is all the rage, not only with area women, but with a majority of the Cleveland Browns received who, oh, sometimes can have a little trouble: HOLDING ONTO THE BALL! - Ada Herald
A variation of the "pigskin purse" (which comes with a strap, this is a: "pigskin clutch," which is all the rage, not only with area women, but with a majority of the Cleveland Browns received who, oh, sometimes can have a little trouble: HOLDING ONTO THE BALL! (Ada Herald/Joe Schriner)

FAKE NEWS ALERT! – Just in time for the NFL playoffs.

Ada’s Wilson Football Factory has branched out from producing just “game day” footballs to, that’s right, a line of: “Pigskin Purses.”

This one was spotted at the Et Cetera Thrift Store in Bluffton.

The rather unique line is the brainchild of Gisele Bundchen, Patriot QB Tom Brady’s super-model Brazilian wife. She came up with the concept during the 2015 season when Tom seemed to forever be bringing home, well, partially deflated footballs.

Picking a ball up one night, which wasn’t all that hard given so much less air in it, Gisel thought: ‘Hey, why not deflate it ALL the way, cut a slit in it, add a zipper, and, Voila´: Pigskin Purse!’

What’s more, she also, with Tom’s connections, came up with an “ultra-exclusive line” for those worried about purse snatchers, and such.

For an extra $4.5 million a year, the ‘pigskin purse purchaser’ gets an NFL offensive lineman for protection, a first round draft choice for movie dinner and dates to show off the purse, and a fashion accessory ‘guy to be named later’ from Paris.